humentallyinsane:

mlpstrider:

napoleon-is-complex:

mlpstrider:

But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood

because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes

oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr

His… Anaconda do.

(Source: iampietromaximoff, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

hawkgirl-in-the-impala:

chronic-genderbender:

"Those poor boys"

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"She deserves to be punished too."

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"I’m not saying I support rape, but-"

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"Sorry to say - she deserved it."

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"She put herself in harm’s way"

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"But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape."

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"She ruined their lives."

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"Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’.."

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"Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?"

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"Boys will be boys!"

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"She should know better than to drink at a party…"

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(via annoyinglyanalytical)